Top Ten Ways To Be Different At School
By Teachers.Net News Desk By YENDOR
10. Keep one eyebrow shaved off.
9. Have “I love [your name]” tattooed on your arm.
8. Go green! Drive a John Deere lawnmower to work everyday.
7. Call the principal early and ask what he’s going to wear to school. Wear the same thing.
6. Carry a bowling ball with you everywhere you go.
5. Ask all the teachers to contribute to the Michael Jackson ranch for kids.
4. Ask principal if you can teach a yodeling class.
3. Decorate for Christmas in March.
2. Cry after every p.a. announcement and say to class, “Now that’s a leader for you!”
1. Dress as a physician for Dr. Seuss day.
