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Re: Teacher Retirement Humor
Posted by TStelle on 5/24/02

    On 4/11/02, SuAnn King wrote:
    > I am planning a retirement party for my very humorous co-
    > worker who is retiring after 30 years of teaching. Does
    > any one have a funny poem about retiring from teaching?
    > Thanks!!!


    After thinking about what angle to use that is funny about
    retirement, I came up with:

    The Stuff Of Teaching

    You've come to the destination
    of the journey that isn't one,
    The crossroad sign says "retirement"
    so turn left and go have fun.

    Of course we still need you but we understand,
    You've already done enough,
    There's just one thing before you go--
    Could we have all your old stuff?


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