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    Re: Teacher Retirement Humor
    Posted by steve Taylor on 6/10/08

    On 5/28/08, christine wrote:
    > I am also planning a retirement party for my mom & found a great
    > poem for an invitation:
    >
    > Why God Made Teachers
    >
    > When God created teachers,
    > He gave us special friends
    > To help us understand His world
    > And truly comprehend
    > The beauty and the wonder
    > Of everything we see,
    > And become a better person
    > With each discovery.
    >
    > When God created teachers,
    > He gave us special guides
    > To show us ways in which to grow
    > So we can all decide
    > How to live and how to do
    > What's right instead of wrong,
    > To lead us so that we can lead
    > And learn how to be strong.
    >
    > Why God created teachers,
    > In His wisdom and His grace,
    > Was to help us learn to make our world
    > A better, wiser place.
    >
    > By Kevin William Huff
    >
    >
    > On 5/03/08, barbara servedio wrote:
    >> On 6/04/02, Mary and Shannon wrote:
    >>> Thank you very much we are planning a retirement party for
    >> this
    >>> week and we are "stealing" these, they're great!
    >>>
    >>> On 5/24/02, TStelle wrote:
    >>>> On 4/11/02, SuAnn King wrote:
    >>>>> I am planning a retirement party for my very humorous co-
    >>>>> worker who is retiring after 30 years of teaching. Does
    >>>>> any one have a funny poem about retiring from teaching?
    >>>>> Thanks!!!
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> After thinking about what angle to use that is funny about
    >>>> retirement, I came up with:
    >>>>
    >>>> The Stuff Of Teaching
    >>>>
    >>>> You've come to the destination
    >>>> of the journey that isn't one,
    >>>> The crossroad sign says "retirement"
    >>>> so turn left and go have fun.
    >>>>
    >>>> Of course we still need you but we understand,
    >>>> You've already done enough,
    >>>> There's just one thing before you go--
    >>>> Could we have all your old stuff?
    >>>>


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    Posts on this thread, including this one

  • Teacher Retirement Humor, 4/11/02, by SuAnn King.
  • Re: Teacher Retirement Humor, 5/15/02, by Terry Stelle.
  • Re: Teacher Retirement Humor, 5/17/02, by TerryS.
  • Re: Teacher Retirement Humor, 5/19/02, by Thank you Terry.......well done!.
  • Re: Teacher Retirement Humor, 5/24/02, by TStelle.
  • Re: Teacher Retirement Humor, 6/04/02, by Mary and Shannon.
  • Re: Teacher Retirement Humor, 5/03/08, by barbara servedio.
  • Re: Teacher Retirement Humor, 5/28/08, by christine.
  • Re: Teacher Retirement Humor, 6/10/08, by steve Taylor.
  • Re: Teacher Retirement Humor, 6/25/08, by Catherine Bell.

     
     

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