Re: Need cute, funny Mother's Day stories
Posted by MOM on 7/19/04
Oh, yeah, in case you want a quick chuckle during this
trying time…….Steve and I took the girls to Sauder Village
yesterday out of shear stupidity! Anyway, Rachel had to go
potty once we got to the place where you get the tickets,
kind of like a hotel lobby place. Anyway, all of these
geriatric aged women are milling in and out of the ladies
room and going into the stalls and my little hero “has to go
in alone!” to take care of business. Therefore, I harp the
usual stuff about not touching anything and how dirty public
bathrooms are, etc….the usual mother rhetoric. Well, she’s
in there for a little bit and pipes up “hey mommy, I gotta
go poop, isn’t that great because it’s really good for
little girls to have to go poop!” I chime in that she
should call it boo boo, not poop, since that sounds not very
lady like. She shoots back “poop, boo boo, whatever, I
gotta do it, isn’t that just great!” A little while longer
goes by and I’m still standing outside of her stall waiting
for her and hoping she hurries up and she starts grunting
and carrying on like she’s really trying to go no. 2……I was
dying! I told her to cut out the sound effects and so she
starts doing them louder because she knew the door was
locked and by then it was comical to her little brain!
Meanwhile, these prim and proper old women are coming and
going and giggling and some of them were just outright
disgusted and flabbergasted by the looks they were giving
me. She finally came out and there was toilet paper all
over the toilet seat, the floor and she walks out with the
wad she wiped her bottom with! I about died!!!! We finally
got things cleaned up and in order but I can’t tell you how
much I dread taking her to any public restroom for the
obvious reasons. Even though these restrooms were
moderately clean, it makes me crazy knowing I have to take
her into them! To put the icing on the cake she goes
running out into the lobby where Steve and Evelyn were
across the room waiting for us and she yells to Steve “hey,
daddy, you won’t believe it but I really went potty big time
and I even cut one too, but only in my part of the bathroom
and on my very own potty with the door locked! Not only am
I a big girl because I don’t have any teeth but I can go
potty all by myself!”
Steve’s working today and I just put Evelyn down for her nap
and have Rachel watching one of her movies for a little rest
time so I thought I’d get back with you. I hope you are
feeling better as the time goes on. It doesn't get much funnier than this..
Posts on this thread, including this one
- Need cute, funny Mother's Day stories , 4/17/03, by Honeybunch.
- Re: Need cute, funny Mother's Day stories , 7/19/04, by MOM.
- Re: Need cute, funny Mother's Day stories , 5/08/08, by Stephanie Yuhas.
- Re: Need cute, funny Mother's Day stories , 5/09/08, by Kenneth Hoffman.
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