Re: top 10 reasons to retire from teaching elem. school
Posted by Rick Ide on 4/14/09
On 5/23/04, Iowen wrote:
> Please help me!! I'm giving a speech to 3 retiring teachers
> and I'd love to end the speech w/ something humorous.
> Could you please give me some funny reasons to retire? And
> please be QUICK, lol. Thanks.
1. No longer will I have to run out on my deck at 6am in my
underwear to check the weather on RECESS DUTY DAYS!
2. No longer will I have to refer to an unruly child as having
ADD, ADHD or any other lettered disorder when they simply need
their ass beat!
3. A night without sex can no longer be blamed on the 2nd
grade doing poorly on a spelling test.
4. On August 1st, I will no longer have to think, "Oh my god,
only 1 month of vacation left!
