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Hot off the presses: the November Teachers.Net Gazette....

    Post: I kid you not..

    Posted by actual education textbook assignment on 4/09/09

    Source: Strategies For Effective Teaching, 4th Edition
    Allan Ornstein Thomas Lasley II

    p. 181

    Ten new words: explicit implicit appropriate inappropriate
    encounter diminish enhance encounter master alligator

    (A long, formal lesson plan with them that doesn't need to
    be included :)

    Homework: 1) Develop a picture for the meaning of each word
    (Artistic Intelligence)

    2) Create a song that has all 10 words (musical
    intelligence)

    I can't draw well enough to include a picture, but here's
    my song: (Words are in caps just show I included them..not
    for stress in the tune :)

    When you ENCOUNTER an AL-LI-GATOR ENHANCE, don't DIMINISH
    the POTENTIAL for survival! (repeat) MASTER your emotions,
    master your emotions! It's EXPLICIT that it's APPROPRIATE
    to run away..we all know that! (repeat) But it's IMPLICIT
    it's INAPPROPRIATE To feed them in the first place.. to
    feed them in the first place!

    Can anyone do better than this :)?


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  • Re: I kid you not.., 4/09/09, by read this one..better spacing (OP) .
  • Re: I kid you not.., 4/09/09, by Reminds me of a "whole staff activity" of a couple years ago.

     
     

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