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    Re: just for fun - share your favorite chiste!
    Posted by: María on 11/06/09

    Here are two that my students like:

    1. Un pez le dice al otro
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    Y el otro responde
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    Even the level 1 students get this one

    2. ¿Por qué no entran en la cocina los tontos?
    Porque ven un tarro que dice <>

    On 11/05/09, gloria wrote:
    > It has been a while since we have had a joke sharing post.
    > I will share a couple of my favorites (probably that I
    > stole from this site!)
    >
    > Cual es la fruta mas paciente? Es pera. (love this one and
    > use it when teaching fruit!)
    >
    > Un senor estaba al lado de una piscina y alguien le
    > pregunta "porque no nada nada" y el contesto "porque no
    > traje traje" - I always use this when teaching irregular
    > preterites
    >
    > from my Conexiones book - "que le dijo el timbre al dedo?"
    > "si me tocas, grito"
    >
    > Hope you like them. Can't wait to hear more.


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  • just for fun - share your favorite chiste!, 11/05/09, by gloria.
  • Re: just for fun - share your favorite chiste!, 11/05/09, by trabalengua.
  • Re: just for fun - share your favorite chiste!, 11/05/09, by Miriam D.
  • Re: just for fun - share your favorite chiste!, 11/06/09, by María.
  • Re: just for fun - share your favorite chiste!, 11/06/09, by Daniel Hanson.
  • Re: just for fun - share your favorite chiste!, 11/06/09, by Daniel Hanson.
  • Re: Some more jokes, 11/06/09, by María.

     
     

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