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    Re: just for fun - share your favorite chiste!


    Daniel Hanson

    Posted on 11/06/09

    María,

    I edited your post so I could see the punch lines. For some
    reason, the chatboard interprets two < marks as a HTML
    code/command.

    Loved the chistes sangrones. (That's what they
    called "corny jokes," at least in Monterrey, Nuevo León.)

    I think I like the wording of your joke with "nada" than the way
    I learned it in college:

    —¿Cuál/Qué animal es el más perezoso/flojo?
    —El pez.
    —¿Por qué?
    —Porque hace "nada."

    Here's four more corny jokes I know (and that's about it for the
    jokes I know——pretty sad, huh?):

    —¿Qué/Cuál animal fue el último animal de la creación?
    —delfín

    —¿Cuál fue el apellido de Adán?
    —Pérez, porque en la Biblia dice: Si comes de esta fruta,
    perecerás
    (sounds like "Pérez serás").

    —¿Cuál es el animal que es doble animal?
    —El mono / El gato
    —¿Por qué?
    —Porque es gato/mono y araña
    (Hint: "araña" as a noun means 'spider'; as a verb form, it
    means "rasguña," 'scratches.')

    —¿En qué se parecen el tren y la manzana?
    —El tren no espera y la manzana no es pera.

    On 11/06/09, María wrote:
    > Here are two that my students like:
    >
    > 1. Un pez le dice al otro:
    > «Qué hace tu padre?»
    > Y el otro responde:
    > «Nada».
    >
    > Even the level 1 students get this one
    >
    > 2. ¿Por qué no entran en la cocina los tontos?
    > Porque ven un tarro que dice: «sal»


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  • just for fun - share your favorite chiste!, 11/05/09, by gloria.
  • Re: just for fun - share your favorite chiste!, 11/05/09, by trabalengua.
  • Re: just for fun - share your favorite chiste!, 11/05/09, by Miriam D.
  • Re: just for fun - share your favorite chiste!, 11/06/09, by María.
  • Re: just for fun - share your favorite chiste!, 11/06/09, by Daniel Hanson.
  • Re: just for fun - share your favorite chiste!, 11/06/09, by Daniel Hanson.
  • Re: Some more jokes, 11/06/09, by María.

     
     

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