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TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO DO WHILE BEING OBSERVED
by YENDOR
10. Eat potato salad when you get the kids working.
9. Stay in the bathroom the entire period.
8. Wash your hair.
7. Look at students' answers and laugh.
6. Wear a tank top.
5. Smoke.
4. Stick your head out the window to say "hi" to the janitor.
3. Ask the evaluator if she/he likes pro wrestling.
2. Clean out your desk.
1. If an announcement comes over the intercom, ask the evaluator, "Do you hear that voice too?"
Latest Posts on the Classroom Humor Chatboard...
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- Duh!, 3/24/00, by Margaret.
- Happy Easter, 3/22/00, by Just trying....
- BRACES Please Help Me!!!, 3/20/00, by Alicia ShyGirl.
Re: BRACES Please Help Me!!!, 3/29/00, by Jill.
Re: BRACES Please Help Me!!!, 4/04/00, by wkdtnwjd.
Re: BRACES Please Help Me!!!, 4/04/00, by wkdtnwjd.
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- Re: Report Card, 3/16/00, by Vickie.
- "Speech" students, 3/14/00, by Julie.
Re: Report Card, 3/16/00, by Vickie.
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- Where does Jesus live?, 2/21/00, by Sally.
- Where does Jesus live?, 2/21/00, by Sally.
- Thesaurus, 2/15/00, by John G..
- Catching On, 2/15/00, by Goose.
- You can do what???, 2/11/00, by Hangin' in there!.
- Oh that Ramona!, 2/09/00, by silly old teacher.
- Goundhog???, 2/06/00, by Sherry.
Re: Goundhog???, 3/14/00, by Julie Strickland.
- opposites, 2/05/00, by diana.
- please do not get offended, 1/31/00, by michelle.
Re: please do not get offended, 3/10/00, by Jeannie.
- I have a problem with my class copying......, 1/30/00, by (Not intended to offend anybody!).
- Does Poultry Rhyme?, 1/30/00, by Lauren.
- oceans, 1/29/00, by Roger K..
- INNOVATION, 1/24/00, by BILLY WANNA BE.
- INNOVATION, 1/24/00, by BILLY WANNA BE.
- UNCONVENTIONAL TEACHERS, 1/23/00, by Tim Meltreger.
Re: UNCONVENTIONAL TEACHERS, 1/28/00, by snowed in.
Re: UNCONVENTIONAL TEACHERS, 2/17/00, by Kurty.
- Re: UNCONVENTIONAL TEACHERS, 2/17/00, by Kurty.
Re: UNCONVENTIONAL TEACHERS, 3/01/00, by Mary.
- ?, 1/20/00, by howie.
- The President, 1/18/00, by Daphne.
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