Re: Wacky Headlines

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On 7/28/03, ...from around the world wrote:
> A fresh batch of supposedly true headlines:
>
> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
> Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
> Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
> Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
> Miners Refuse to Work after Death
> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
> War Dims Hope for Peace
> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
> Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
>
> MORE:
> "The Clairvoyant Society will not have its usual meeting
> this week,
> due to unforeseen circumstances." -The London Times
> Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
> Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
> Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
> Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et
> Al.
> Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
> Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
> Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
> Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
> Autos Killing 110 a Day--Let's Resolve to Do Better
> 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
> Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in
> Years
> --from the-mouth.com
>
>
 

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