Post: Show and tell

Posted by 1st grade teacher on 8/17/03

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Here is a joke that I love!

On the first day of school, a first grade teacher asked
the class to bring in something to show the class and tell
about their background.

A little Muslim boy walked to the front of the room with
his turbin. He explained the signifigance of the turbin
and said, "This is a turbin. I am Muslim."

Next, a little Catholic girl walked to the front of the
room carrying her rosary beads. She explained what the
rosary beads were and said, "These are rosary beads. I am
Catholic."

Then, a little Jewish boy walked to the front of the room
with the Star of David. He explained what the Star of
David symbolized and said, "This is the Star of David. I
am Jewish."

The last child to walk to the front of the room was a
little girl. She stood in front of the class and
said, "This is a CASSEROLE DISH. I am SOUTHERN BAPTIST!"

Those of you who are baptist (and who aren't) will
appreciate this one... My mother always said that baptists
think you can't get into heaven without a covered dish.

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