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Re: Warning! New Teacher's disease!![]()
Posted by Rajit Ravichandran on 12/11/05
What about 8 symptoms of Womanhood Disease
like skirt falling...
On 7/18/05, Bad girl wrote:
> EIGHT SYMPTOMPS OF MANHOOD DISEASE:
>
> True men are:
>
> 1)easily distracted by irrelevant sights and sounds.
> 2)failing to pay attention to details and making careless
> mistakes
> 3)rarely following instructions carefully and completely
> 4)losing or forgetting things like toys, or pencils,
books,
> and tools needed for a task
> 5)feeling restless, often fidgeting with hands or feet, or
> squirming
> 6)climbing or leaving a seat in situations where sitting
or
> quiet behavior is expected
> 7)blurting out answers before hearing the whole question
> 8)having difficulty waiting in line or for a turn.
>
> Fortunately, a cure for MD has already been discovered.
Its
> name is RITALIN(TM)
>
> PS: If RITALIN(TM) is not available, the patient can be
> cured from MD with SCISSORS(TM),but this alternative
> therapy can be much more difficult, because of the
> patient's heavy resistence.