Post: Thanksgiving Humor

Posted by Sam I Am on 11/24/06

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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!

Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called
1-800-323-4848 to find out how long it would take to roast
her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home
economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman
responded, "I don't know, it's still running around outside."

Then there's the time a lady was picking through the frozen
turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big
enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these
turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am,
they're all dead.


The Silver Lining to the Burning Question
You Burnt the Bird? Reasons to Be Thankful!
Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
The smoke alarm was due for a test.
After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the
yard and play football.
The less turkey Uncle George eats, the less likely he
will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
You'll get to the desserts quicker.

Did you hear about the X-rated turkey?
It's served with very little dressing.

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Thanksgiving Humor, 11/24/06, by Sam I Am.