Post: School answering machine...

Posted by Sam I Am on 7/22/07

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School answering machine message:
* To lie about why your child is absent, press 1
* To make excuses for why your child did not do his
work, press 2
* To complain about what we do, press 3
* To swear at staff members, press 4
* To ask why you didn't get information that was
already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers
mailed to you, press 5
* If you want us to raise your child, press 6
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit
someone, press 7
* To request another teacher for the third time this
year, press 8
* To complain about bus transportation, press 9
* To complain about school lunches, press 0
* If you realize this is the real world and your child
must be accountable and responsible for his/her own
behavior, class work, homework, and that it's not
the
teachers' fault for your children's lack of effort
.....hang up and have a nice day!"

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