SUBSCRIBE chat center Gazette|Chatboards|Lessons|Projects|Classifieds|Mailrings|Jobs|Harry Wong|Live!|Advertise SUBMIT POST ALL POSTS TOP POSTS Share | Print | Report Post Classroom Humor Chatboard Hot Now... • October 2008 Gazette • Teacher Tech Center • The Lesson Bank Most Popular • Set Your Quick Links • Chat Center • All Chatboards • Lesson Bank • Teacher Mailrings • Project Center • Classified Ads • Live Chat & Meetings Select by • State/Region • Grade Level • Curriculum • Interest Group • Teaching Method Special Topics • Technology • Languages • Hot Topics • Career Center • Distance Learning • Fundraising • Tutoring Center • Teacher's Bookshelf • Free Printables • Classroom Photos • Meeting Archive • Teaching Articles • Library • Web Tools • Webring • Search • Advertise   Re: funny things kids say Posted by Cindy CTAP on 6/18/08 That is a great story. I have one too. My son is 11 years old. We moved into a new neighborhood and behind our housing track is a retirement community. He said "I'm glad the old people's home is behind us because my mom will not have to go far because she is getting old". I'm only 33 years old! RESPOND TO THIS POST START A NEW THREAD RETURN TO CHATBOARD Posts on this thread, including this one funny things kids say, 4/19/08, by grade one teacher. Re: funny things kids say, 6/18/08, by Cindy CTAP. Re: funny things kids say, 6/18/08, by Brit. Re: funny things kids say, 6/18/08, by Julaina.

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