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    Re: Kid quips collected by Teachers.Net teachers
    Posted by: EllenG59 on 7/27/09

    I was looking back through my journal on a 4th grade lesson I
    did on the continents a year ago. I totally forgot this had
    happened!

    I had asked the students what continents were and after about
    three wrong answers, I saw one hand raised ramrod straight
    into the air. I called on the student and he said "Continents
    are when old people pee in their pants and have to wear those
    diapers for old people." The whole class started laughing and
    wanted to share their stories of "continence" so redirected
    the students to see if anyone else knew what continents were.
    Thank goodness the next answer was the correct one, but that
    was priceless - Continents vs. incontinence!

    It still brings a smile to my face!

    On 4/29/09, Kathleen wrote:
    > http://teachers.net/gazette/APR09/humor/
    >
    > Humor collected from the classroom... from the mouths of
    babes


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  • Kid quips collected by Teachers.Net teachers , 4/29/09, by Kathleen.
  • Re: Kid quips collected by Teachers.Net teachers , 7/27/09, by EllenG59.

     
     

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