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TEACHER: Sam, go to the map and point to North America.

SAM: It's over here!

TEACHER: That's correct. Now, class, who discovered
America?

CLASS: Sam!

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BOY: Our principal is such a mean man! He's always yelling
at kids for no reason.

GIRL: Do you know who I am?

BOY: No.

GIRL: I am the principal's daughter. The principal is my
daddy.

BOY: Really? Do you know who I am?

GIRL: No.

BOY: Thank goodness!

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TEACHER: Sara, make up a sentence starting with the
word 'I.'

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Sara. You should always say, "I am."

ELLEN: Oh, okay... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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