Post: ha ha

Posted by bluejoan/ne on 12/30/02

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Please read all of these to the end...it will be its own reward.


@ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal
underwear.
People in Nebraska go swimming in the rivers.
@ +60 degree North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Nebraska plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Nebraska sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Nebraska drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees Distilled water freezes.
Platte River water gets thicker.

@ +20 degrees Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,
and woolly hats.
People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees People in Miami all die...
Nebraskans lick the flagpole.
@ -20 degrees Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Nebraska get out their winter coats.
Many *might* start wearing jeans instead of shorts..
@ -40 degrees Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to door.
@ -60 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Nebraska Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough

@ -80 degrees
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Nebraska rent some videos.

@ -100 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Nebraskans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

@ -297 degrees Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Nebraska complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -460 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Nebraska start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
@ -500 degrees Hell freezes over.
Nebraska Football Coach Frank Solich leads the Cornhuskers to another National Title.
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