Well, this is not your TOP TEN...
but thought I would do something a little bit different this month.

To the tune of The Cover of the Rolling Stone

(Refrain)
Teacher's Gazetteeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wanna see my picture on the cover
Zette............
Want to send five copies to my mother
Zette............
Want to see my smiling face
On the cover of the Teacher's Gazette

I've got a worn out Chevy and my belly's getting heavy
And I'm still teaching history all day
I'm on fifteen committees and my boss is a ditty
And I'm doing extra work for no pay
The kids won't listen to the things that I mention
But I'm not giving up just yet
Cause I can't quit trying till I see me smiling
On the cover of the Teacher's Gazette

(Refrain)

Well, I've written Bob Reap and from him not a peep
And I've begged in the teacher's chatroom
I've sent money to Kat and was told not to get
My high hopes up too soon
So I'll just keep teaching and quit all the preaching
And pray that it might happen yet
Cause I won't be happy till I'm looking real snappy
On the cover of the Teacher's Gazette

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken back because he can’t place where he knows her from.

So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and asks, “Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???”

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No ........ I’m your son’s teacher.”

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