just remain calm and composed... for female teachers don't let your skirt fall..
On 4/19/04, dwilson wrote: > There was an e-mail that circulated about a new teacher > recruit being interviewed that goes something like.. > > "You expect college graduates to become teachers?" > > If you have it, I would appreciate your posting it. > Thanks >
I have created a comic strip based on my mother's life as a teacher. I created this comic strip to help my mother out in a very difficult time in her life. But that is another story for a time you get comfortable with Who's Teaching Whom? I wanted, and needed to see her laugh. That she did. She did along with other teachers in her school. I was asked to make this public to all teachers, because I was informed that the teachers of the world need something to call their own. So I have started it again, but I need your help. Right now Who's Teaching Whom is on a site called Comicsherpa.com. this site is sponsored by united syndicates. The site is for unknown comic strips to be seen by the public, and then voted on. The syndicate pays close attention to this site, and watches at the most popular cartoons carry on a crowd. These cartoons are the ones who get syndicated. This is my goal to have this in every paper in every city for teachers young and old to be able to read and laugh at something that may have happened in their classroom. please I ask you to visit comicsherpa.com, read, and vote on Who's Teaching Whom? and continue to read. You may also add feedback and off any advice you may have to me as well. I am also looking for anyone to tell me a funny story they would like to tell me so I may use it in an upcoming book I have coming out. Please enjoy.
read my humorous stories on teacher's they are for adults though...
On 4/19/04, Chris Hansen wrote: > I have created a comic strip based on my mother's life as a > teacher. I created this comic strip to help my mother out > in a very difficult time in her life. But that is another > story for a time you get comfortable with Who's Teaching > Whom? I wanted, and needed to see her laugh. That she did. > She did along with other teachers in her school. I was > asked to make this public to all teachers, because I was > informed that the teachers of the world need something to > call their own. So I have started it again, but I need your > help. Right now Who's Teaching Whom is on a site called > Comicsherpa.com. this site is sponsored by united > syndicates. The site is for unknown comic strips to be seen > by the public, and then voted on. The syndicate pays close > attention to this site, and watches at the most popular > cartoons carry on a crowd. These cartoons are the ones who > get syndicated. This is my goal to have this in every paper > in every city for teachers young and old to be able to read > and laugh at something that may have happened in their > classroom. please I ask you to visit comicsherpa.com, read, > and vote on Who's Teaching Whom? and continue to read. You > may also add feedback and off any advice you may have to me > as well. I am also looking for anyone to tell me a funny > story they would like to tell me so I may use it in an > upcoming book I have coming out. Please enjoy.
Hey, this will probably lose a lot in translation, but here goes...I retired last year after 32 years of 6th grade and started subbing last summer. Well, a few months back, I got a group of high-spirited PRE-K kids. I had an aide that was used to the kids, so it was really a fun experience watching the beautiful interactions of these kids. During one of the bathroom breaks, the boys were taking a long time to get through. I had the boys, the aide had the girls. I went to see what the problem was, and one little boy had soap suds up to his elbows, just calmly taking his time lathering and such. I admonished him in "teacher talk" that we are keeping the others waiting and we have to hurry up. I put his tiny hands and arms under the running water and rinsed away a ton of soap suds, still admonishing in teacher talk. Then I reached over and turned the water off. The little boy looked up at me and admonished me in "PRE-K talk"...."You hafta use a paper towel to turn the water off!" LOL! I almost busted out laughing right there, but didnt. Here was this half- pint size little kid admonishing ME about breaking a bathroom rule, when he was over 10 minutes late with the suds to the elbow routine! LOL! LOL! (I told you it might lose something in translation!) LOL! Harland
My 9th grade English class was playing "vocabulary tic-tac- toe" in teams. Both teams only needed to correctly define the word "inarticulate" to have three in a row. It was evident from the looks on my classmates' faces that my teammates and I were the only one who knew the answer, but Jason from the opposing team decided to give it a try.
Here was his attempt at a definition:
"Inarticulate. It's like, when you.....you know....you like want to....but you can't....like....you know....do something. I don't know!"
My teacher, trying to to laugh, called on me next. I grinned as I stood up and declared, "Jason is the definition of inarticulate."
For our retirement party for a teacher, we are looking to set some pictures of her to music. I need some ideas for songs or background music. Any ideas?
On 5/01/04, Kris wrote: > For our retirement party for a teacher, we are looking to > set some pictures of her to music. I need some ideas for > songs or background music. Any ideas? > > Thanks!
On 5/01/04, Kris wrote: > For our retirement party for a teacher, ... I need some ideas for songs or background music. Any ideas?
When we were having 'one of those days' in the classroom, we used to hum that song (I forget the name of it), but the lyric goes, "I gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing I ever doooooo....'
If the teacher likes to travel, Willie Nelsons', 'On the Road Again" would work too.
From Sound of Music the "Goodbye Song", 'So long, fair well, auf-ve-ter-zane (sound it out phonetically) goodbye.."
From Wizard of OZ, 'somewhere... over the rainbow...'
On 5/08/04, TD wrote: > On 5/03/04, C.S. wrote: >> I need a humorous beginning and ending for a short speech >> for a high school special needs teacher retiring in June. > > What state are you from? > > T.D.
For the speech include teacher's humiliation jokes like the one i posted but make sure you have a adult audience hope that helps...
On 5/08/04, TD wrote: > On 5/03/04, C.S. wrote: >> I need a humorous beginning and ending for a short speech >> for a high school special needs teacher retiring in June. > > What state are you from? > > T.D.
Kaye MonkOn 5/19/10: > HELP! > I am planning a retirement dinner for two of my best> friends. I would like copies of programs or formats that > would be useful. > Thanks!
On 7/09/09, Bev wrote: > On 6/03/06, Louise Thompson wrote: >> On 5/12/04, Emma Farmer wrote: >>> HELP! >>> I am planning a retirement dinner for five of my co- >>> workers. I would like copies of programs or formats that >>> would be useful. >>> Thanks! > > > I too would like some ideas on developing a program for the > retirement dinner. Anyone out there?
looking for music for a retirement dinner and dancing for 4 teachers. All started teaching in the 1960s. Our theme is through the years and we need some music titles for out disc jockey. Any help greatly appreciated Thanks, Sandy
Well, every time I needed some "words of wisdom" for my class, my son Paolo, a ten year old kid then, would give me a handfull. Here were some of his famous lines. Forgot the rest though...
An apple a day, is seven apples a week. Do not judge a book if you're not a judge. When the cat is away, the mouse is alone. Don't count the eggs if they are not yours. The early bird doesn't catch the late worm.
just remain calm and composed...
for female teachers don't let your skirt fall..
On 4/19/04, dwilson wrote:
> There was an e-mail that circulated about a new teacher
> recruit being interviewed that goes something like..
>
> "You expect college graduates to become teachers?"
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