On 9/21/05, Rajit Ravichandran wrote: > net pay is amount after taxes i think?? > > On 8/20/05, c. corrow wrote: >> Question on test: What is net pay? >> Student answer: It's when you pay your bills on-line.
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Almost every school these days has portables, or outbuildings, or annexes, whatever you want to call them. They are nice in the fact that they provide teachers with their own little world away from the distractions of the bigger school building. These units are pretty much self contained with their own little unisex bathrooms. In our school the Pre-K classes have been put in these buildings.
Story:
While taking care of my regular duties. One of my friends who is currently a Para, but working towards her certification in EC-4, came walking down the hall and stopped me and grinned.
She says with some level of seriousness, "I am dropping out of the program today."
Very concerned, I asked, "Why is that? I thought your passion is to be a teacher?"
She replies, "Well it was, but I had to go out to Mrs. XX Pre-K class today and as I entered the door I saw a little boy, through the half-open bathroom door, sitting on the toilet yelling, 'I'm throoooogh. I need yoooou. Where are yoooou? I'm ready now."
She says, "If I want to wipe butts all day I will stay at home and have more children of my own. I certainly don't have to spend all of that money on text books and classes to learn how to wipe other's childrens' butts."
I had to laugh a little. I hope she isn't serious.
On 9/09/05, Texmas wrote: > Setup: > > Almost every school these days has portables, or > outbuildings, or annexes, whatever you want to call them. > They are nice in the fact that they provide teachers with > their own little world away from the distractions of the > bigger school building. These units are pretty much self > contained with their own little unisex bathrooms. In our > school the Pre-K classes have been put in these buildings. > > Story: > > While taking care of my regular duties. One of my friends > who is currently a Para, but working towards her > certification in EC-4, came walking down the hall and > stopped me and grinned. > > She says with some level of seriousness, "I am dropping out > of the program today." > > Very concerned, I asked, "Why is that? I thought your > passion is to be a teacher?" > > She replies, "Well it was, but I had to go out to Mrs. XX > Pre-K class today and as I entered the door I saw a little > boy, through the half-open bathroom door, sitting on the > toilet yelling, 'I'm throoooogh. I need yoooou. Where are > yoooou? I'm ready now." > > She says, "If I want to wipe butts all day I will stay at > home and have more children of my own. I certainly don't > have to spend all of that money on text books and classes > to learn how to wipe other's childrens' butts." > > I had to laugh a little. I hope she isn't serious.
True story. Outcome: "He can sit there all day if he wants, I am not going to wipe his butt!" Eventually he gives in an does it himself. Now how well he did, we will never know. There are just some things educators should not have to do.
Our school district is now using an online system to post substitute teacher opportunities. It is pretty cool in that it lets subs view all open opportunities and then select the jobs they want to take. The teachers, knowing they will be absent, can leave comments on the system for the subs.
Here is one teacher's comments for her 6th grade language arts classes.
1st period: These are my angels. They will not give you any problems and will be a joy to teach.
3rd period: This class is a little challenging because the period is right before their lunch period.
nice system they should have this in every school.
On 9/09/05, Texmas wrote: > Our school district is now using an online system to post > substitute teacher opportunities. It is pretty cool in > that it lets subs view all open opportunities and then > select the jobs they want to take. The teachers, knowing > they will be absent, can leave comments on the system for > the subs. > > Here is one teacher's comments for her 6th grade language > arts classes. > > 1st period: These are my angels. They will not give you > any problems and will be a joy to teach. > > 3rd period: This class is a little challenging because the > period is right before their lunch period. > > 5th period: Good luck and God Bless you!
since teacher's skirt was small. the teacher tried to hide behind the desk only to find that was too small too. then class begins and everyone starts laughing. Teacher wonders why?? she dismisses the class and goes home to change.
during Lunch Break, Teacher rests on a bench flat, and dozes for a small nap. After 10 Minutes or so some perverted students take a photograph of the teacher's underwear.The Next day the photos was all across town. The Teacher was Red. She caught the student's and they were expelled. She(Teacher) learned not to rest and wear a skirt at the same time.
one day the teacher's alarm did not go off. The sunlight came on the teacher behaving like a kid She got dressed fast and rushed out the door. As soon she she reached, the bell rang and she quickly started class. Little did she know that her slip was showing and no one noticed because it looked like part of her dress,the Teacher was thankful about this and next time she was early to class from then on...
one day when the teacher(female) was carring a lot of books somebody in the hallway removed the belt of a teachers wrap around skirt and she didn't notice until she reached class and everyone started laughing. She quickly dismissed class and luckily had a spare dress till she reached home. she never caught the pranksters that made her worried whether they would strike again...
net pay is amount after taxes i think??
On 8/20/05, c. corrow wrote:
> Question on test: What is net pay?
> Student answer: It's when you pay your bills on-line.