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There is a teacher at my school who is quite a funny
practical joker. I, however, am not. Would any of you
happen to know of any good practical jokes I could play on
him in return? We both teach in portable classrooms, if
that is any help...
Thanks!
/blockquote>
I was walking down our hallway and saw a first grade
student with a cute new haircut. I told her I thought she
looked beautiful. I added that I thought I could use a
haircut soon too. She took a long look at my over-processed
hair and said "Do you HAVE a hairbrush?"
/blockquote>
I wrote a memoir about teaching in urban America called,
“My First Year in Purgatory.” It’s a comic, nightmarish,
and hopefully insightful diary. The book is loaded with
disturbing yet funny student behaviors, examples of inept
administrators, and teachers being driven to the brink of
nervous breakdowns...See More/blockquote>
I wrote a memoir about teaching in urban America called,
“My First Year in Purgatory.” It’s a comic, nightmarish,
and hopefully insightful diary. The book is loaded with
disturbing yet funny student behaviors, examples of inept
administrators, and teachers being driven to the brink of
nervous breakdowns. It’s spiced up with original
illustrations. Since I’m still teaching, I used a
pseudonym. I self published the book at site called Lulu.
Please go to Lulu.com and type in “My First Year in
Purgatory” or copy-paste: [link removed]
/blockquote>
Sometimes reverse humor can be therapeutic.
/blockquote>
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Imagine that!
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Is There a Ring of Debris
around Uranus?
Whaaat??
Panda Mating Fails;...See More/blockquote>
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Imagine that!
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Is There a Ring of Debris
around Uranus?
Whaaat??
Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work
after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try
Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile
You think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
They may be onto something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge.
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for
Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts
Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by
7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that sign right?
Hope this made you smile. We all need a good
laugh, at least once a day.
Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:41:30 -0800 (PST)
From: miguel solis jr [email removed]
Note: forwarded message attached.
From: dick-[email removed]
The YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006:
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Imagine that!
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Is There a Ring of Debris
around Uranus?
Whaaat??
Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work
after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try
Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile
You think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
They may be onto something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct
tape?!
Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge.
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for
Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts
Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by
7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that sign right?
Hope this made you smile. We all need a good
laugh, at least once a day.
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