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May 23, 2004
Please help me!! I'm giving a speech to 3 retiring teachers
and I'd love to end the speech w/ something humorous.
Could you please give me some funny reasons to retire? And
please be QUICK, lol. Thanks.
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Bill O'Connor
When you realize that the students you taught in your first year are now eligible for membership in AARP.
Bill O'Connor
When you realize that your favorite recreational d**g is ibuprofen.
Sep 27, 2002
I need some lighthearted comparisons between super teachers
and regular teachers such as super teachers intoduce their
class to making butter by first taking them to a farm to
milk a cow, then separating the cream, then churning the
butter. Regular teachers buy a pound of Blue Bonnet
margarine and say it...See More
Sep 29, 2002
I was teaching a Spanish lesson to high schoolers,
and I explained that "guardar la cama" (literally-- as it
looks-- "guard the bed") means to be sick in bed and/or
sleeping hard after a night of studying all night. I was
expecting at least "polite laughter" at the expression
"guard the bed"(which I happ...See More
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Maybe that's why yo didn't received a response
/blockquote>
On 9/29/02, student teacher wrote:
> I was teaching a Spanish lesson to high schoolers,
> and I explained that "guardar la cama" (literally-- as it
> looks-- "guard the bed") means to be sick in bed and/or
> sleeping hard after a night of studying all night. I was
> expecting at least "pol...See More
On 9/29/02, student teacher wrote:
> I was teaching a Spanish lesson to high schoolers,
> and I explained that "guardar la cama" (literally-- as it
> looks-- "guard the bed") means to be sick in bed and/or
> sleeping hard after a night of studying all night. I was
> expecting at least "pol...See More
guardar la cama= be confined to bed NFM
/blockquote>
On 3/06/03, Maybe that's why yo didn't received a response
wrote:
> On 9/29/02, student teacher wrote:
>> I was teaching a Spanish lesson to high schoolers,
>> and I explained that "guardar la cama" (literally-- as it
>> looks-- "guard the bed") means to be sick in bed and/or
>...See More
On 3/06/03, Maybe that's why yo didn't received a response
wrote:
> On 9/29/02, student teacher wrote:
>> I was teaching a Spanish lesson to high schoolers,
>> and I explained that "guardar la cama" (literally-- as it
>> looks-- "guard the bed") means to be sick in bed and/or
>...See More
Oct 6, 2002
As a hefty 7th grader is running by with a very large stick
in his hand. Shrieking loudly:
"Never, never run with a stick. Never, never run with a
stick. Never, never run with a stick!"
Seventh graders: Are they from another world?
Oct 7, 2002
Do you have A.A.A.D.D?
I thought it would help to know there are others out there.
WE ARE NOT ALONE!!!!!They have finally found a diagnosis
for my condition. Hooray!!
I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.-- Age
Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...
This is how it goes: I d...See More
Oct 13, 2002
If you need a great inservice or institute day program,
check out [link removed].
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