Before you read the story you have to know that I teach first grade and I joke around with my kids alot.
Everyday after recess we take a whole class bathroom break. I wait for almost the whole class and I leave about 3 or 4 kids to let them finish. We just got back to the classroom and one little girl came in and told me "Susie" told me to tell you she won't be in class the rest of the afternoon." I asked her why and the little girl told me she wasn't sure but she thinks she can't get the door unlocked. When she said this I asked her if she was going to be here Monday. So the little girl goes back to the bathroom and asks "Susie". The little girl comes back and tells me that "Susie" said she would like to but doesn't know if she will be able to. She still hasn't told me that she needs help. So I sent the girl to tell her to let me know if she will be here Monday. Once I sent the little girl I buzzed the office to get a janitor to help her out. The little girl comes back and told me "Susie" said she will let you know when she knows. About 3 minutes later "Susie" comes in and tells me that she's going to be here on Monday and the rest of the day. She never told me she needed help. I told this to the other teachers and we laughed so hard about it.
On 9/15/05, Rajit wrote: > > is this a real story very funny.. > > On 8/24/03, Jennifer wrote: >> Before you read the story you have to know that I teach >> first grade and I joke around with my kids alot. >> >> Everyday after recess we take a whole class bathroom >> break. I wait for almost the whole class and I leave > about >> 3 or 4 kids to let them finish. We just got back to the >> classroom and one little girl came in and told me "Susie" >> told me to tell you she won't be in class the rest of the >> afternoon." I asked her why and the little girl told me >> she wasn't sure but she thinks she can't get the door >> unlocked. When she said this I asked her if she was going >> to be here Monday. So the little girl goes back to the >> bathroom and asks "Susie". The little girl comes back and >> tells me that "Susie" said she would like to but doesn't >> know if she will be able to. She still hasn't told me > that >> she needs help. So I sent the girl to tell her to let me >> know if she will be here Monday. Once I sent the little >> girl I buzzed the office to get a janitor to help her >> out. The little girl comes back and told me "Susie" said >> she will let you know when she knows. About 3 minutes >> later "Susie" comes in and tells me that she's going to be >> here on Monday and the rest of the day. She never told me >> she needed help. I told this to the other teachers and we >> laughed so hard about it.
read my stories and tell me if they are funny or not??
\On 9/16/05, Jennifer wrote: > So very true! > > On 9/15/05, Rajit wrote: >> >> is this a real story very funny.. >> >> On 8/24/03, Jennifer wrote: >>> Before you read the story you have to know that I teach >>> first grade and I joke around with my kids alot. >>> >>> Everyday after recess we take a whole class bathroom >>> break. I wait for almost the whole class and I leave >> about >>> 3 or 4 kids to let them finish. We just got back to the >>> classroom and one little girl came in and told me "Susie" >>> told me to tell you she won't be in class the rest of the >>> afternoon." I asked her why and the little girl told me >>> she wasn't sure but she thinks she can't get the door >>> unlocked. When she said this I asked her if she was going >>> to be here Monday. So the little girl goes back to the >>> bathroom and asks "Susie". The little girl comes back and >>> tells me that "Susie" said she would like to but doesn't >>> know if she will be able to. She still hasn't told me >> that >>> she needs help. So I sent the girl to tell her to let me >>> know if she will be here Monday. Once I sent the little >>> girl I buzzed the office to get a janitor to help her >>> out. The little girl comes back and told me "Susie" said >>> she will let you know when she knows. About 3 minutes >>> later "Susie" comes in and tells me that she's going to be >>> here on Monday and the rest of the day. She never told me >>> she needed help. I told this to the other teachers and we >>> laughed so hard about it.
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said: "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again: "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class: "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said: "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued: "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: 1. you have a dirty mind, 2. you didn't read your homework, and 3. one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
G'day from Kitimat British Columbia. I am looking for educational jokes of all types. Pics, things children say, etc. I teach at a secondary school grades 8 - 12, but all types of humour interest me. Thanks for helping! Regards Gary
On 10/13/03, Gary Mouland wrote: > G'day from Kitimat British Columbia. > I am looking for educational jokes of all types. Pics, > things children say, etc. I teach at a secondary school > grades 8 - 12, but all types of humour interest me. Thanks > for helping! > Regards > Gary
My 5 year old daughter told me, when i questioned her on her behaviour in the school playground,; Mum I'm not bosy, I just give orders!
One of our 2nd graders came to school this week, wearing a maxi pad on his knee. When we asked him what is was, he prouldy said, "A super Band-aid!" His dad, seeing how large the cut on his knee was, thought the maxi pad would do the trick.
On 10/19/03, hee hee wrote: > One of our 2nd graders came to school this week, wearing a > maxi pad on his knee. When we asked him what is was, he > prouldy said, "A super Band-aid!" His dad, seeing how > large the cut on his knee was, thought the maxi pad would > do the trick.
On 10/19/03, hee hee wrote: > One of our 2nd graders came to school this week, wearing a > maxi pad on his knee. When we asked him what is was, he > prouldy said, "A super Band-aid!" His dad, seeing how > large the cut on his knee was, thought the maxi pad would > do the trick.
I teach 3rd grade. Last week we went on a field trip to a farm that has exotic animals. We were on the hayride passing by a pen that contained a type of deer that resembled antelope. The little boy sitting next to me points to them and shouts out excitedly, "Ooh! Are those the cantaloupes?"
Today (the day before Veterans' Day) one of my students comes up to me and says, "I know why we don't have school tomorrow." So I ask him, "Why?" He thinks for a moment then says, "Because it's...uh... Vegetarians' Day."
On my calendar this month I had a cute little Pilgrim girl in traditional clothing holding a pie. When my student teacher asked what this was, one of the students responded "A hooker." My eyes quickly met the student teachers questioning eyes. She quickly asked the student again what that was and this time she responded "A cooker." Maybe our ears were hearing things, but we both heard the same thing. Our giggle of the day!
This one sent me rolling. I was grading my students last religion test and I had them list the Ten Commandments as a bonus question. One student listed the following:
I work at a public library in Texas and was was interested in seeing how humor in the classroom can be transferred to a public library setting.I suppose if children are involved it doesn't really matter where they're learning..or laughing.
So very true!
On 9/15/05, Rajit wrote:
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> is this a real story very funny..
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> On 8/24/03, Jennifer wrote:
>> Before you read the story you have to know that I teach
>> first grade and I joke around with my kids alot.
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>> Everyday after recess we...See More