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Not Really a classroom humor, but thought some of you might
enjoy...Have you noticed anything fishy about the UN
inspection teams who are in Iraq? They're all men!

How in the name of the United Nations does anyone
expect men to find Saddam's stash? We all know that
men have a blind spot when it comes to finding things.
For crying' out loud! Men can't find the dirty clothes
hamper. Men can't find the jar of jelly until it falls
out of the cupboard and splatters on the floor.... and
these are the people we have sent into Iraq to search
for hidden weapons of mass destruction?

I keep wondering why groups of mothers weren't sent
in.

Mothers can sniff out secrets quicker than a drug dog
can find a gram of dope.

Mothers can find gin bottles that dads have stashed in
the attic beneath the rafters. They can sniff out a
diary two rooms and one floor away. They can tell when
the lid of a cookie...See More
Chet McCollingsworth /blockquote>

you are really funny.
Apr 13, 2003


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