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It was my first year teaching first grade. All of the
first grade teachers and students were out for recess, and
of course... the teachers were all together chatting.
Suddenly a little girl ran up to me frantic.

"Mrs. Smith, Mrs. Smith. Someone wrote cuss words all
over our slide!"

I replied, "Oh that is just terrible. Doesn't it just
make your stomach hurt to know someone would do that. Go
on and play and I'll tell the principal that we need to
have it painted."

"No, Mrs. Smith. We know who did it and they are gonna be
in BIG TROUBLE!"

I explained that there was no way that we could know who
did it and that we were not going to start accusing people
when we didn't SEE anyone do it."

"No Mrs. Smith. I do know who did it. They put their
name on it."

I was thinking that these vandals had no sense at all to
write their name beside the cuss words. I asked if they <...See More
Rajit Ravichandran /blockquote>

who was Dick-Pussy? the whole world is
interested to know who got in trouble...

On 8/17/03, 1st grade teacher wrote:
> It was my first year teaching first grade. All of the
> first grade teachers and students were out for recess, and
> of course... the teachers were all together chatting. <...See More
Dec 3, 2005
Mr. Chandler /blockquote>

a very vulgar description of human genitalia. Wouldn't it be
sad if there was actually someone with that name...

On 12/03/05, Rajit Ravichandran wrote:
> who was Dick-Pussy? the whole world is
> interested to know who got in trouble...
>
> On 8/17/03, 1st grade teacher wrote:
>...See More
Aug 20, 2007


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