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I teach 3rd grade. Last week we went on a field trip to a
farm that has exotic animals. We were on the hayride
passing by a pen that contained a type of deer that
resembled antelope. The little boy sitting next to me
points to them and shouts out excitedly, "Ooh! Are those
the cantaloupes?"

Today (the day before Veterans' Day) one of my students
comes up to me and says, "I know why we don't have school
tomorrow." So I ask him, "Why?" He thinks for a moment then
says, "Because it's...uh... Vegetarians' Day."


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