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Please help me!! I'm giving a speech to 3 retiring teachers
and I'd love to end the speech w/ something humorous.
Could you please give me some funny reasons to retire? And
please be QUICK, lol. Thanks.
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sandi /blockquote>

On 4/13/05, m.m. wrote:
> On 5/23/04, Iowen wrote:
>> Please help me!! I'm giving a speech to 3 retiring teachers
>> and I'd love to end the speech w/ something humorous.
>> Could you please give me some funny reasons to retire? And
>> please be QUICK, lol. Thanks.
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Oct 22, 2006
the firmanator /blockquote>

On 5/23/04, Iowen wrote:
> Please help me!! I'm giving a speech to 3 retiring teachers
> and I'd love to end the speech w/ something humorous.
> Could you please give me some funny reasons to retire? And
> please be QUICK, lol. Thanks.

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Rick Ide On 5/23/04, Iowen wrote: > Please help me!! I'm giving a speech to 3 retiring teachers > and I'd love to end the speech w/ something humorous. > Could you please give me some funny reasons to retire? And > please be QUICK, lol. Thanks.

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