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EIGHT SYMPTOMPS OF MANHOOD DISEASE:

True men are:

1)easily distracted by irrelevant sights and sounds.
2)failing to pay attention to details and making careless
mistakes
3)rarely following instructions carefully and completely
4)losing or forgetting things like toys, or pencils, books,
and tools needed for a task
5)feeling restless, often fidgeting with hands or feet, or
squirming
6)climbing or leaving a seat in situations where sitting or
quiet behavior is expected
7)blurting out answers before hearing the whole question
8)having difficulty waiting in line or for a turn.

Fortunately, a cure for MD has already been discovered. Its
name is RITALIN(TM)

PS: If RITALIN(TM) is not available, the patient can be
cured from MD with SCISSORS(TM),but this alternative
therapy can be much more difficult, because of the
patient's heavy resistence.
Rajit Ravichandran /blockquote>

What about 8 symptoms of Womanhood Disease
like skirt falling...

On 7/18/05, Bad girl wrote:
> EIGHT SYMPTOMPS OF MANHOOD DISEASE:
>
> True men are:
>
> 1)easily distracted by irrelevant sights and sounds.
> 2)failing to pay attention to details and making careless
>...See More
Dec 11, 2005


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