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Oct 23, 2006
Saw this on and participated in answering question on
another board last week. Thought I'd open it up here. What
are some questions you, as a teacher, would love to ask
parents but can't?
1) That's a lovely nail job, Ms. Jones. Is that the reason
your son didn't have money for a notebook, eraser and pencils?
2) After 10 kids, seven in special education, is condom use
being considered at home? No, not condiments, that's ketchup
and mustard! Condoms.
3) Was Judge Judy that interesting that you could not take
five minutes to help Charles with his homework?
4) After hearing expletives, "You say you don't know where
your child picks up his foul words?"
5) Is there a working clock at home?
6) To a woman collecting checks for her multiple special-ed
children: "Your kids are failing. None is receiving at-home
tutoring, and there isn't a computer or Leap Frog learning
center in the ho...See More
Jennyhen
On 10/23/06, Stephen T. wrote: > Saw this on and participated in answering question on > another board last week. Thought I'd open it up here. What > are some questions you, as a teacher, would love to ask > parents but can't? > > 1) That's a lovely nail job, Ms. Jones. Is that the reason > your son didn't have money for a note...See More
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