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Teacher: Our first spelling word is "announce." Can anyone use the word "announce" in a complete sentence?

Student: Announce is 1/16 of a pound.

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What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage?

Polygon

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What should you do if you're outside and it starts raining?

Coincide.

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What did the acorn say when he was all grown up?

Geometry.

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What do you get if you cut a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

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Math Techer: Pi r Squared.

Student: No. I pie is round. A cake is square.


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