Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic
Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch. Sincerely, The Titanic
Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google
Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985
Dear Windshield Wipers, Can't touch this. Sincerely, That Little Triangle
Dear girls who have been dumped, There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead. Sincerely, BP
Dear Saturn, I liked it, so I put a ring on it. Sincerely, God
Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed
Dear Haiti, Is it too early to ask what's shakin'? Sincerely, Seriously Going To Hell
Dear World, Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy, ok? Sincerely, The Mayans
Dear White People, Don't you just hate immigrants? Sincerely, Native Americans
Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely, Every iPhone User
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall, Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go? Sincerely, Terrified
Dear Trash, At least you get picked up... Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore
Dear Man, It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it? Sincerely, Elephant
I would LOVE,LOVE, LOVE to have a Kindle. I love to read, and ever since Kindles came out, I have thought how cool it would be to have one! Thanks for all you do for us on teachers.net. This is my all-time favorite site--even above Facebook! CarolTn4
I too would like a Kindle however it would be for my mom. She really wants one and since I have just gone back to work I could not afford one for her birthday in May. I do not win but love trying.
1. This is a "just for fun" chatboard. I read for fun. 2. I've been posting on Tnet for 11 years. 3. I teach reading. 4. I link to Tnet from my website. 5. I want to win. 6. I already have an Amazon account. 7. I deserve it. 8. I think Bob rocks! 9. Someone has to win. I think it should be me. 10. Just because.
See...that was easy...:o) Mae (who is having fun).
Sewing - I make wonderful totebags that you can see on Facebook = name is Fresh Baguettes and. . . lots of my son's baseball games, reading, managing my flower gardens and planning for my LAST year of teaching! One more year till retirement!!
I think I could use one of those Kindles to help prepare for retirement!!
\\6/02/11, Tricia wrote: > Sewing - I make wonderful totebags that you can see on > Facebook = name is Fresh Baguettes and. . . > lots of my son's baseball games, reading, managing my > flower gardens and planning for my LAST year of teaching! > One more year till retirement!! > > I think I could use one of those Kindles to help prepare > for retirement!! >
Our school is starting the Character Counts program this coming fall. If anyone has any great lesson ideas for the six character traits or knows of a wonderful website for K- 6 I would love to hear from you!
On 6/02/11, DeAnn wrote: > Our whole school district uses Character Counts for K-8. In > the elementary schools we repeat the pledge each morning after > the pledge and the counselors come in bi-weekly to give the > lessons. Just hearing from someone other than the homeroom > teacher brings the lessons home.
On 6/02/11, Chalkmaven -nfm wrote: > Nfm >