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It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and
what their father does for a living. The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman." The
next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic." Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my
father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men." The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but
later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances
nude in a gay bar. He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad coaches football for the University of Nebraska
and I was just too embarrassed to say so.


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