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Dad Jokes about Teachers ...

by psmith

Aug 9, 2019

My teacher says I'm pretty good at addition but I'm terrible at subtraction. I don't get the difference lol

More jokes over at https://dadjokes.org

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Humor Videos

by Devin Siebold

Dec 13, 2017

Hey guys and gals. Just wanted to share some great humor videos I have done that have been regularly featured on Bored Teachers. Just youtube search "Devin Siebold" and check out my teacher playlist. All are original videos done by me! Thanks

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Excuses

by Joan

Nov 20, 2017

What is the best or funniest excuse you have heard from a student?

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Dictionaries

by Pablo

Jan 29, 2017

Hullo,

If you like puns, it might perhaps interest you to have a look at my Concise Punishing Dictionary for English Speakers available on Amazon.

Rojgar Dhaba thanks pablo

Sep 5, 2017

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Puns

by anglischism, aviewsive, adequake, beleave

Jan 12, 2017

Definitions welcome. Thanks.Pablo.

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You've been Booed-school version?

by ComputerGal

Oct 13, 2008

My last school, we had a "ghost" with treats show up along with a school version of the You've been Booed poem. Of course, I can't find mine since I packed away many things I'm not using in my current position. Thanks for your help.

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missed Halloween - how about Christmas? I saw this a little too late, but check out this for Christmas "elf'd" printables.

Nov 18, 2008

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margo On 10/13/08, ComputerGal wrote: > My last school, we had a "ghost" with treats show up along > with a school version of the You've been Booed poem. Of > course, I can't find mine since I packed away many things > I'm not using in my current position. > Thanks for your help.

Oct 9, 2016

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Funny video for Testing

by Ms. D

May 2, 2016

The dreaded standardized testing time is upon us. In Texas, we call it the STAAR. But whatever it is in your state, I hope you get a giggle out of a video we made with our kids to encourage them to Rock the Test! How can you go wrong with a 6th grader in an Elvis suit?

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Ms. Haskins Adorable and fun! Even though my students and I are in Florida, we love the Elvis idea and the spirit of your students! Bravo!

On 5/02/16, Ms. D wrote: > The dreaded standardized testing time is upon us. In > Texas, we call it the STAAR. But whatever it is in your > state, I hope you get a giggle out of a video we made with > ...See More

May 2, 2016

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Educational cartoons for a presentation..FREE

by help sarah

Nov 7, 2002

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Looking for some... any ideas...

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Carol On 11/07/02, help sarah wrote: > Looking for some... any ideas...

Try [link removed]

Oct 9, 2009

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Jean Faieta On 10/09/09, Carol wrote: > On 11/07/02, help sarah wrote: >> Looking for some... any ideas... > > Try [link removed]!

Jul 27, 2015

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Re: Poem for a teacher who is retiring

by Ed F.

Dec 10, 2004

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I really like this one:

WHOSE CHILD IS THIS?
Author Unknown

"Whose child is this?" I asked one day
Seeing a little one out at play
"Mine", said the parent with a tender smile
"Mine to keep a little while
To bathe his hands and comb his hair
To tell him what he is to wear
To prepare him...See More

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Sarah On 10/02/08, suribabu.p wrote: > On 6/16/08, Twyla wrote: >> On 11/16/04, jan wrote: >>> Does anyone have a poem to send to a teacher who is >>> retiring? We have worked together for many years on so >>> many things. Field Trips, team teaching, teacher's >>> association, meetings, brain storming, etc. WO...See MoreOn 10/02/08, suribabu.p wrote: > On 6/16/08, Twyla wrote: >> On 11/16/04, jan wrote: >>> Does anyone have a poem to send to a teacher who is >>> retiring? We have worked together for many years on so >>> many things. Field Trips, team teaching, teacher's >>> association, meetings, brain storming, etc. WOuld like to >>> say a few words...can you help me? >>> Thanks, >>> Jan >> >> >> Dear Jan, >> >> Here is a poem that I have written for my teacher that has >> taught me for 13 years. She recently retired after 29 years >> of being a teacher! >> >> Enjoy! >> >> >> >> >> Some stars always shine, >> Some stars never fade. >> That's the star we’re celebrating, >> The luminary of twenty-nine years. >> >> Christine Pugh is moving on, >> Her time has come to pass. >> She's heading to retirement, >> No more days in class. >> >> Christine went into teaching >> To make a difference in lots of lives. >> Now she deserves our praises, >> Academic-type high fives. >> >> Her classroom management was tops, >> Her teaching style supreme. >> Christine should have been published in Scholastic books, >> She's truly on the beam. >> >> The gratitude her students express >> Are marvels of grace and love. >> Christine's legacy is crystal clear, >> She'd always go the extra mile. >> >> Her life outside the classroom, >> Always varied, always full. >> Christine has it every way,Every push, every pull. >> >> With husband John, a life of love, >> Two kids to just adore. >> Chloe and Gareth, >> Who could ask for anything more? >> >> But more is what she has, >> Every single day. >> >> She's a model of consideration, >> Kind-hearted, full of cheer. >> If anybody wants to know, >> Christine Pugh is just a dear. >> >> Lovely and unique, >> Long lustrous hair. >> Always dresses in top fashion, >> Christine is truly rare. >> >> Her smile is just infectious, >> A chronic sparkle in her eyes. >> Christine, we'll really miss you, >> All the girls and guys. >> >> So positive in your nature, >> And nurturing in your ways. >> You are a legend of the classroom, >> Who never fails to amaze. >> Now it's time to explore new paths, >> Out in the world and ambling. >> To have fun and new adventures, >> And perhaps -- more time for shopping! >> >> Just know we wish you well, >> In fact, you deserve the best. >> As teachers go, and as people, >> You're just better than the rest. >> >> With boundless warmth to match your own, >> And gratitude for all your pluck, >> Thank you, Christine, We’ll miss you. >> And we wish you forever luck. >> >>

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