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Feb 6, 2008
I was amused to discover, after reading one of my fourth
grader's essays, that one of Abraham Lincoln's nicknames
was "Ape Lincoln."
Mar 2, 2008
I was discussing family resemblance with a class of 10-year
olds. One bright spark informed me: "My mom said that the
reason children look like their parents is because of
something in your pants". This stumped me for a minute. Then
I caught on. "Oh," I said, "you mean it's in your genes."
"Right," he replied...See More
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The latest of the Lighter Side, assorted humor by and for
educators, in the Teachers.Net Gazette! Click on the link below.
Mar 11, 2008
I am hosting a retirement party for my mother who has been
teaching for 30 years (the majority of her teaching was in
kindergarten). I would like to send a humorous party
invitation; however, I am at a loss as to what to say on it.
Does anyone have any ideas to share with me.
Apr 2, 2008
We have a first and kindergarten teacher retiring this
year. We would like to do a funny skit at their
retirement dinner. Does anyone have any ideas? Any
suggestions of what we could do would be great.
Apr 19, 2008
I teach grade one. One day my 14 year old daughter was in
my clssroom with me. The students noticed that she was
taller than I am. I jokingly complained that I was the
shortest person in my family. One little girl, in an
effort to make me feel better, said, "Well, she might be
taller, but you're still ol...See More
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Brit
That is really funny. Kids are so clever sometimes.
Julaina
Wow that is pretty funny, it sounds like something a first grader would say.
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On 2/06/08, B wrote:
> I was amused to discover, after reading one of my fourth
> grader's essays, that one of Abraham Lincoln's nicknames
> was "Ape Lincoln."
I gave my kids Abe Lincoln worsheets they they can color,
cut apart, and assemble. Over half my class colored Abe
Lincoln's ski...See More