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Ok, we all know kids will say what they're thinking but
this one had me on the floor. This one is compliments of
my kindergarten students.

I am a single unmarried teacher and while at lunch one day
the kids were arguing whether or not I was married.
Several just assumed that because I was an adult and a
teacher that I was married. When I explained that almost
all married women a special ring on a certain finger and
since I didn't wear one (ever) then wasn't married. One
of my boys stopped talking and got this look on his face
that made you sure the wheels were turning in his head.
Finally after a few moments of consideration he turns to me
quite seriously, and says, "Miss Bryant, you need a man!"
Ginger Canfield /blockquote>

That was funnY, Thank you, I needed a Laugh!It reminded me of
my first year teaching when a Kindergarten girl told me I
could NOT be married because I didn't have long painted
fingernails...It seems her Mom told her she couldn't paint
her nails till she was married after she got into Mom's red
fingernail...See More
Mar 8, 2004
DSF/NJ /blockquote>

And my 7th and 8th graders have told me that I am 'dissing' my
husband because I don't wear a wedding ring and don't use his
last name. This after 23 years of marriage and two kids.

On 3/08/04, Ginger Canfield wrote:
> That was funnY, Thank you, I needed a Laugh!It reminded me of
> my first ye...See More
Mar 19, 2004
Mom /blockquote>

I thought I had taught my son all the idioms because he is soooo
concrete.
Called him from work one day and he said he was having a lot of
trouble with the math that day. I told him not to worry because
John would go over it again in class tomorrow and like everything
else that is hard the lightbulb will ...See More
Oct 15, 2004
Mom /blockquote>

On 10/15/04, Mom wrote:
> I thought I had taught my son all the idioms because he is soooo
> concrete.
> Called him from work one day and he said he was having a lot of
> trouble with the math that day. I told him not to worry because
> John would go over it again in class tomorrow and like...See More
Oct 15, 2004


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