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You Hafta Use a Paper Towel
by Harland
Apr 23, 2004
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Hey, this will probably lose a lot in translation, but here
goes...I retired last year after 32 years of 6th grade and
started subbing last summer. Well, a few months back, I
got a group of high-spirited PRE-K kids. I had an aide
that was used to the kids, so it was really a fun
experience watching the beautiful interactions of these
kids. During one of the bathroom breaks, the boys were
taking a long time to get through. I had the boys, the
aide had the girls. I went to see what the problem was,
and one little boy had soap suds up to his elbows, just
calmly taking his time lathering and such. I admonished
him in "teacher talk" that we are keeping the others
waiting and we have to hurry up. I put his tiny hands and
arms under the running water and rinsed away a ton of soap
suds, still admonishing in teacher talk. Then I reached
over and turned the water off. The little boy looked up at
me and admon...See More
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