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Aug 17, 2007
Every year, English teachers from across the country can
submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors
found in high school essays:
These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of
teachers
across the country. Here are last year's winners.....
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its
two sides
gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking
alliances like
underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from
experience, like a
guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse
without one of
those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country
speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a
solar eclipse
without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was
ro...See More
OMG I LOVE YOU SAM I AM!!!!!!!!
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On 9/14/07, kindredNY wrote:
> On 8/17/07, Sam I Am wrote:
>>
>> Every year, English teachers from across the country can
>> submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors
>> found in high school essays:
>>
>>
>> These excerpts are publish...See More
On 9/14/07, kindredNY wrote:
> On 8/17/07, Sam I Am wrote:
>>
>> Every year, English teachers from across the country can
>> submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors
>> found in high school essays:
>>
>>
>> These excerpts are publish...See More
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On 8/17/07, Sam I Am wrote:
>
> Every year, English teachers from across the country can
> submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors
> found in high school essays:
>
>
> These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of
> teachers
> across t...See More