Looks like 2½ Men will be killing off Charlie Harper

by Possibly in a car wreck

Jun 28, 2011

Buzz is that the producers don't want to leave any doors open for Charlie Sheen to return. In the season opener, Jake and Alan get the bad news.

Ashton supposedly winds up buying Charlie's house and keeping the other two on as tenants. (Yeah, that happens every day, especially in Malibu! But the writers have to work with what they have to work with, and they're going to, what, move the show to some scummy apartment on Hollywood Boulevard?)

IMO, good riddance to Charlie, Ashton rocks, move that irritating maid to H.B. and BRING BACK ROSE!

Plus, time to change the name of the show? Three Guys and an Urn would be too much of a tribute, but Jake's getting pretty grown now to still be half a man. As long as they have to revamp the whole show anyway, go with a new title, right?

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Teri On 6/30/11, Lucy wrote: > I think they should bring back Charlie or the show is going to > be a bust! I can't think of Two and 1/2 Men and not see > Charlie. We have all gotten used to his ways.

I agree. There is no show without Charlie. They should just cancel it.

Jun 30, 2011

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Awww, come on... On 6/30/11, Teri wrote: > On 6/30/11, Lucy wrote: >> I think they should bring back Charlie or the show is going to >> be a bust! I can't think of Two and 1/2 Men and not see >> Charlie. We have all gotten used to his ways. > > I agree. There is no show without Charlie. They should just > cancel it.

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Jul 15, 2011

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in NC br> > Anyone remember MASH, by the way? Trapper went home, Henry's plane > was shot down, Frank went crazy, Radar hit puberty, and their > departures just made room for new interesting characters. Hopefully > there's somebody left at CBS who remembers that MASH ran for more > years than the actual Korean war. Same with E.R. on NBC...See More

Sep 23, 2011

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General Hospital has survived for years without Laura On 9/23/11, in NC wrote: >> >> Anyone remember MASH, by the way? Trapper went home, Henry's plane >> was shot down, Frank went crazy, Radar hit puberty, and their >> departures just made room for new interesting characters. Hopefully >> there's somebody left at CBS who remembers that MASH ran for more >> years th...See MoreOn 9/23/11, in NC wrote: >> >> Anyone remember MASH, by the way? Trapper went home, Henry's plane >> was shot down, Frank went crazy, Radar hit puberty, and their >> departures just made room for new interesting characters. Hopefully >> there's somebody left at CBS who remembers that MASH ran for more >> years than the actual Korean war. Same with E.R. on NBC. If a show >> can survive for years after George Clooney takes off (to say nothing >> of poor Lucy!) then maybe anything's possible. > > I agree with you partially - but Charlie was such a main component of > the show...it's like if MASH continued WITHOUT the Korean War (I know I > know Trapper John, MD - spin-off, NOT the same show), and if ER > continued after the hospital was destroyed, everyone lost their medical > license and had to find new jobs! > > It will be interesting to see if the show will survive the season. I > think it might have been better to cancel it...and make Charlie pay the > balance of everyone's contracts since it was his idiocy that lost them > their show / job!

And with Luke all coming and going, and with two fake Luckies, two fake Carlies, and I mean ALL the old-timers from the 50's and 60's dying, and freaking ALAN QUARTERMAINE gone, and Emily AND fake Emily killed off, and the Goth Summer of Dead Teenagers (would you EVER have a baby in Port Chuckles?) and we're on, what, our second Monica, Maxie, and our third Edward?

The FINAL year in production, too, and they've brought back a second Kate, who nobody cared about the first poop around! And the other morning when I had a cold, there was some announcement about "Nobody Special will be playing Maxie," so that's Maxie III! (WTF? JUST as Spinelli is coming out of his psychotic Bogartelusion, too. Way cruel!)

Then there were the two AJ's, and what's up with Steve the (HUH?) head of surgery after being Steven Lars and PJ (remember Heathers I and II?) And we've got to give Bobbie several lives for her assorted facelifts AND Roy DeLuccas, and probably Jax for his variety of haircuts. (BTW, I loved Brunette "OH NO!" Jerry [worst scene in soap history since poor Alexis'...teehee...oops, I mean Nancy Grahn's boyfriend in that other soap got hit in the mouth as one actor and popped up the SAME DAY as ANOTHER ACTOR...ok, that was cool...but not as cool as the live soap where the guy's toupee fell off during the fistfight and they had to cut to Lux Liquid] FAR more than weird fake BLONDE Jerry Jax who, I'm sorry, too resembled that crappy Hell's Kitchen chef who somebody needs to slam upside the head with a slab of radioactive Kobe beef!)

They can't kill that stupid Brenda, though, nor her assortment of...babies who...did they ever even appear on the screen? OH NO! No matter how hard they tried, muahahaaaa...bad writer purgatory, being stuck with Brenda's conceited ass...oops, I mean walking shampoo commercial...no mercy! Inflict her MUSTACHE on us, and YOU have lunch with her, Jerk from ABC who approved "The Chew"!

But I give GH credit for getting rid of both red-headed Michaels, because puh-LEEZE with them annoying little boys, and I guess the first Blonde Nu- Michael sucked, but the latest one just reminds me of Chandler on Friends, and how is he blonde anyway, being Sonny's boy? Plus, his Hooker of Gold Girlfriend (STOP IT! Ok, notice how all the hookers in Port Charles have escaped from the local Convent, complete with JELLY beans?) is the worst actress since that cartoon where Max Fleischer made Betty Boop wear the blonde wig! OR...ok, just struck me...since his GrandDaddy Alan was all Jonesing (not Tony or Frisco or...hey, Felicia REALLY sucks! All her abandoned, facet-personality students wind up at OUR school) authentically JONESing down by THE DOCKS, where the Golden Hooker Girl Scout Nunnery seems to be located. With skinny little rooms, unless your Beloved needs to find you rolling around at leisure with...whomever, and then it's Hotel Sheets and cut to...LUX LIQUID! (Or diapers, if you've offended the Poop God.)

Speaking of whom, praise soap-opera JAYYYYZZZusss for having killed off that creepy fake-Irish green-card hootchie! Every time she was with Lucky I expected her to tell him he was magically delicious (EWWWW! They brought REAL Lucky back for THAT River Dance Reject?)

But here's the real problem: As things stand now, LUKE SPENCER KILLED HIS OWN GRANDSON.

nO. NO. nOT OUR Lucas Lorenzo...not Bobbie's brother, not LUKE, not Laura's Luke...not LULU'S Daddy...not LUCKY'S Daddy, who was there for Elizabeth after, when she needed RealLucky, and Lucky needed his Daddy, and bless Luke, because SUCKY FLASHBACKS, Richard Simmons

Oct 1, 2011

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Looks like Charlie will be back on tv though Just announced is a trial series with Charlie Sheen. "Anger Management."

Oct 28, 2011

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